A lazy husband refused to help his wife with household chores. When asked to tidy the garden, he retorted, “Do I look like a gardener to you?!” Similarly, when she asked him to fix the bathroom door, he replied, “Do I appear to be a carpenter?” He then left for a trip.
Upon returning, he noticed both tasks were completed. Assuming his wife did it, he said, “I knew my wife would handle this on her own.” However, she revealed, “It’s not me.” When asked who did it, she replied, “Our neighbor.”
Curious, the husband asked, “How much did you pay him?” His wife replied, “No, he just offered me to give him bread or… you know what!” The husband exclaimed, “I hope you gave him bread!” She retorted, “Do I look like a bakery to you?!”
