Unexpected Help: A Humorous Exchange
Initial Request and Rejection
Wife: “Honey, can you please help me clean the garden?”
Husband: “Do I resemble a gardener?”
Alternative Request and Continued Resistance
Wife: “Oh, sorry, honey. Okay, then, can you fix the bathroom door?”
Husband: “Do I look like a carpenter?”
Surprising Outcome
Later, upon returning home, the husband discovers the garden cleaned and the door fixed.
Husband: “I knew my wife would handle it all by herself!”
Revelation and Humorous Twist
Wife: “No, it wasn’t me.”
Husband: “Then who?”
Wife: “Our neighbor.”
Unexpected Compensation
Husband: “How much did you pay him?”
Wife: “No payment. He offered two options: bread or sex.”
Husband: “I hope you chose bread.”
Closing Banter
Wife: “Do I look like a bakery to you?”
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