Stuck in the Elevator
My wife and I got trapped in an elevator. When we finally made it home, we couldn’t wait to tell the story to our kids.
The Kids’ Reaction
We expected some excitement or concern. Instead, they just stared at us and asked, “Soooo… did ya get out?”
The Pact
My wife and I exchanged glances. In that moment, we silently agreed: we might as well start drinking away their college fund!
