An Elderly Couple Embraces Texting
An elderly couple had recently mastered texting on their cell phones. The wife had a romantic streak, while her husband was more practical and straightforward.
A Romantic Gesture
One afternoon, while heading out for coffee with a friend, the wife decided to send her husband a heartfelt message. She texted:
“If you’re sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you’re laughing, send me a smile.
If you’re eating, send me a bite.
If you’re drinking, send me a sip.
If you’re crying, send me your tears.
I love you.”
The Husband’s Reply
Her husband responded simply:
“I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”
