The Hilarious Debate

Wife: Am I looking fat?

Husband: Yes.

Wife: Shut up. Don’t you ever dare talk to me!

Wife: Am I looking fat?

Husband: No.

Wife: Liar.

Wife: Am I looking fat?

Husband: Maybe.

Wife: Can you ever be decisive?

Wife: Am I looking fat?

Husband: I don’t know.

Wife: Are you blind?

Wife: Am I looking fat?

Husband: Depends.

Wife: Oh, so you’re comparing me to someone else…

Wife: Am I looking fat?

Husband: Silence.

Wife: Are you deaf?

Some questions just don’t have a right answer. For everything else, there’s Google…