The Shiny Object

A blonde walks into a store and spots a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?”

The clerk responds, “That is a thermos.”

Curious, the blonde asks, “What does it do?”

The Magic of Thermoses

The clerk explains, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

Excited, the blonde says, “Oh! I could use something like that! I’ll take it!”

Showing Off at Work

The next day, she walks into work with her new thermos and spots her boss. She proudly shows off her shiny new thermos, saying, “I just got this yesterday! Isn’t it wonderful? It’s a thermos, and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!”

An Unusual Choice

Her boss asks, “And what do you have in it?”

The blonde replies, “Some coffee and a popsicle.”