A Visit to the Doctor

A brunette enters a doctor’s office and complains, “Everywhere I touch hurts.”

A Skeptical Doctor

“Impossible,” replies the doctor. “Show me.”

Demonstrating the Pain

She presses her finger on her elbow and screams in agony. Next, she pushes her knee, yelping in pain. Then, she presses her ankle and cries out again. Every touch triggers her screams.

The Revelation

The doctor finally remarks, “You’re not really a brunette, are you?”

Surprised, she responds, “No, I dyed my hair. I’m naturally blonde.”

“I thought so,” he concludes. “Your finger is broken.”