A Sudden Dinner Guest

A man brings his best friend home for dinner—completely unannounced—at 7:30 p.m. after work.

The Wife’s Reaction

Without hesitation, his wife starts yelling, while the friend sits quietly, just listening.

The Outburst

Wife: “My hair isn’t done, makeup’s a mess, the house is cluttered, the dishes are piling up, and I’m still in pajamas. I’m not even thinking about cooking tonight! Why on earth did you bring him home?!”

The Husband’s Response

Husband: “He’s thinking about getting married, so I promised him a demo!”