A Lavish Elevator Ride
An elderly woman rides the elevator in a lavish New York City office building. Suddenly, a young, beautiful woman enters, exuding an air of confidence and the scent of expensive perfume.
The First Encounter
The young woman turns to the elderly Italian lady. With an arrogant tone, she declares, “Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!”
Another Young Woman Joins
A few floors later, another attractive woman enters the elevator. Like the first, she carries a strong scent of luxury. She glances at the old woman and smugly states, “Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!”
The Old Woman’s Departure
Finally, the elevator reaches the old woman’s floor. As she exits, she glances back at both women. In a surprising twist, she bends over, farts, and proclaims, “Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!”
