Passing by the Flower Shop

A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop when they spot the brunette’s boyfriend. He’s buying flowers.

The Brunette’s Frustration

With a sigh, the brunette says, “Oh no, my boyfriend is getting me flowers again. Now he’ll expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air.”

The Blonde’s Quick Reply

The blonde looks at her and responds, “Don’t you have a vase?”