A Day at the Park
Two old men sit on a bench in the park. Suddenly, a young, attractive girl jogs past them in a sports bra and shorts.
The Encounter
One of the men smiles, catching the girl’s attention. She approaches and asks, “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?”
The old man gently replies, “I’m not smiling at you. I’m smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man.”
A Sweet Gesture
Touched by his words, the girl says, “Aww, you sweet old man.” She leans in, kisses him on the cheek, and continues her jog.
The Bet
The old man turns to his friend and says, “3 to zip, Mugley. Your turn.”
