Let’s be real: There is a never-ending list of funny questions to ask someone. In a world where everyone’s humour is a tad different than the person’s sitting next to them, you never quite know what is going to make someone laugh—or make them roll their eyes.

We say this so you go into the task with a light heart and open mind. Some may consider “if rainbows could talk, what would they sound like” to fall toward the top of weird questions to ask… others will collapse into giggles. Sometimes a conversation just needs a little boost, so we gathered a bunch of funny questions to ask your friends to get things rolling.

1. Which colour has the worst personality?
2. If you could give a name to your favourite kitchen appliance, what would it be?
3. Which season would you be and why?
4. Which school subject is the most embarrassing?
5. What’s the worst smell?
6. What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen?
7. If you had to rename your best friend, what would you choose?
8. What’s your favorite room in your home?
9. Do you have an embarrassing secret talent?
10. What is the worst sandwich ingredient in your opinion?
11. Which movie character would you want to have an epic battle with?
12. What’s the weirdest profession you’ve ever wanted to go into?
13. What would you choose as the title of your memoir?
14. Do you believe in aliens?
15. Which meme best represents your life?
16. What is the weirdest food combination that you love?
17. If you could design your own astronaut suit, what would it look like?
18. Choose one: A book made of chocolate or toilet paper made of cotton candy?
19. What do you think ghosts sound like?
20. If you could make up a track and field event, what would it be and who would be the star?
21. If rainbows could talk, what would they sound like?
22. How late is too late to cancel a plan with someone?
23. What’s the weirdest gift you’ve ever received?
24. What Guinness Book of World Records record would you like to break?
25. What’s the worst fashion trend that you still follow?
26. Which Disney princess is the most annoying?
27. What’s one thing you’ll never do again?
28. Do you have any injuries you obtained in a really stupid way?
29. Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?
30. What’s the longest you’ve slept in one session?
31. Can you fold a fitted sheet by yourself?
32. Do you drink or eat soup?
33. What’s the funniest joke you know?
34. Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands?
35. Is cereal a soup?
36. Who would win an epic battle between Superman and Batman?
37. If you could name a new state, what would it be?
38. Which role would you play in a reality TV show?
39. Which fruit would you be and why?
40. What’s one thing everyone looks ridiculous doing?

1. What’s one time I looked absolutely ridiculous?
2. What’s your favourite thing about me that no one else would find endearing?
3. What’s the weirdest date we’ve ever been on?
4. What’s the most embarrassing thing someone has walked in on you doing?
5. What’s the most niche insult you can come up on the spot?
6. Do you have a favourite dinosaur?
7. What do you think I’m thinking right now?
8. What’s the best or weirdest pet name someone has ever given you?
9. If you were a professional athlete, what would your walk-out song be?
10. If you were a shoe, would you be the right foot or the left foot?
11. If you could un-invent something, what would you choose and why?
12. Can you touch your nose to your tongue?
13. What’s the most realistic animal sound you can make?
14. If you had to eat a crayon, which colour would you choose?
15. Is charcuterie a meal?
16. Which funny celebrity do you actually think is probably not very funny?
17. What is the most pizza you’ve eaten in a single meal?
18. What do you consider your least popular opinion?
19. How long would you last in The Hunger Games?
20. What’s your favourite conspiracy theory?
21. What’s the most outrageous lie you’ve ever told?
22. What would your drag name be?
23. What’s the most unbelievable thing about you?
24. Who in your life would make the best zombie?
25. Pineapple on pizza: yes or no?
26. If you could make up a future job title for yourself, what would it be?
27. What’s something you never want to spend money on again?
28. What’s your favourite shower singing song?
29. What would you get kicked out of a restaurant for doing?
30. Which reality star would you pick to officiate your wedding?
31. Do you have any weird nicknames?
32. Would you switch lives with me for a day?
33. Would you rather speak in rhymes or speak with a different accent every day for the rest of your life?
34. Would you rather be super good looking with a low IQ or vice versa?
35. Do you think the internet can actually be broken?
36. What warning label would you give for your life?
37. What’s the worst book you’ve ever read?
38. Have you ever gotten a horrible haircut?
39. What’s a time you were trying to be sneaky and got caught?
40. Have you ever completely misunderstood song lyrics?

1. If you had to turn into a food, which one would you choose?
2. What’s a weird thing you like about me?
3. Why do cats have nine lives?
4. If you woke up to be the last person alive on earth, what would you do first?
5. Why is the number 11 not pronounced as “onety one”?
6. How would dogs wear a pair of pants?
7. Why is it called a first birthday when it’s really a second birthday?
8. What is the phone app you’re most embarrassed to have or use?
9. What’s your least-favourite organ in your body?
10. Is ketchup a smoothie?
11. Which instrument is the most annoying?
12. What would be the worst age to stay forever and why?
13. What’s the last super-weird thing you searched on your phone?
14. Do you have any DIY fail stories?
15. What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen someone do in public?
16. What would you do if you could be invisible for a day?
17. If you could charge $100,000 for a service only you can provide, what would the service be?
18. Have you ever eaten something that fell on the floor?
19. What’s a TV show you hated that everyone else loved and why did you hate it?
20. If colors had scent, which one would smell the worst?
21. Are there any fairytales you still believe in?
22. What’s the weirdest sound you can make?
23. What’s the most useless gift you’ve ever received?
24. What do you consider the weirdest hobby?
25. Can you tell me a joke?
26. What’s a crazy fact about you that I don’t know?
27. If you could rename me, what would you choose and why?
28. Have you ever tried helping someone and have it go completely wrong?
29. If you had to start a rumour, what would it be?
30. What’s funniest email address you’ve ever seen?
31. What gift would you give your enemy?
32. What is the weirdest single item to buy at a grocery store?
33. What’s the worst thing you could use in place of toilet paper?
34. What is the most socially unacceptable thing that makes you laugh?
35. What’s the oddest business name you’ve ever seen?
36. Would you rather eat grass or a grasshopper?
37. Would you rather have dinner with a zombie or a vampire?
38. Who would make the worst airplane pilot?
39. What’s the worst band name you know of?
40. What do you consider to be the most annoying noise?

1. Are you smart?
2. Do you love me?
3. Can you explain the movie The Matrix?
4. What’s your favourite food?
5. How old are you?
6. What’s your favourite pizza topping?
7. Can you sing me a song?
8. Will you marry me?
9. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
10. Can you rap?
11. What’s your favourite colour?
12. Do you go on vacations?
13. Do you believe in ghosts?
14. Do aliens exist?
15. Is Big Foot real?
16. Trick or treat?
17. Can you make a funny noise?
18. Who is your celebrity crush?
19. What’s your favourite word?
20. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
21. Is a cheeseburger a sandwich?
22. What’s the meaning of life?
23. Do you have any good jokes?
24. Are you a vegetarian?
25. Deal or no deal?
26. What is your quest?
27. Who you gonna call?
28. Will you accept this rose?
29. Are you a Swiftie?
30. Can you sing in auto-tune?
31. What’s the loneliest number?
32. What is your favourite book?
33. When is the end of the world?
34. Is there a Santa?
35. Did Picasso paint cows?
36. Why is six afraid of seven?
37. What is your zodiac sign?
38. Can you do 100 pushups?
39. What is love?
40. Do you know Siri?
41. Do you like to dance?

This article first appeared on Teenvogue.com